What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?